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I am swelling.  I have just taken the third installment of my
self-prescribed steroid injections and I can feel the muscly weight gain
in my biceps.  I shudder to think what the world will think once I am
released.  I am a king!

Maybe now she'll learn to speak to me with dignity.
Zachary

MY NAME IS ELMO

myname is elmo
i live on a farm
i'm all fu#@ed up
i ain't got no arms
my arms are all tied up
and i'm dirty
i jump up and down
to feel real purty
i all run into stuff
cuz my arms itch
they're my nubbies
i just tripped over my fat ass bitch
billy

Life's Secret Next

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tommy